Harry Potter Magical Wand Magical ϟ Me

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

"vaccinate your fucking kids"
— holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

cedricdigory:

Harry Potter Meme » Ten Characters [1/10] 

↳ Harry James Potter

“You… this isn’t a criticism, Harry! But you do… sort of… I mean - don’t you think you’ve got a bit of a - a saving-people thing!” she said. 

He glared at her. 

“And what’s that supposed to mean, ‘a saving-people thing’?” 

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.